Jesus gets us.
Yeah, He forgets us,
and He lets us
remain restless,
with trousers beltless,
surrounded by walls
packed tight with asbestos.
But hey,
at least He didn't
directly molest us.
Jesus gets us.
Yeah, He forgets us,
and He lets us
remain restless,
with trousers beltless,
surrounded by walls
packed tight with asbestos.
But hey,
at least He didn't
directly molest us.
A super-powered legume
ascended through the clouds,
a smile ironed to his face
and never looking down.
As the altitude increased,
and the distance from the ground,
the cape-clad bean's expression
slowly sunk into a frown.
The air was thinning quickly
and could no longer carry sound,
each breath growing strained
and green be-leafment turning brown.
His waving hair still ruffled
by a freshly dislodged crown,
the beany hero's form fell limp
as his shadow shrunk across the town.
A whistle, then a thud;
Boy, it sure was loud.
But the echo lingered longer
than the bean's once-slight renown.
Mayhaps some future rubbernecker
might just come by around,
to see this legume's remnants
in a tiny, stalkless mound.
The page quickly flips
with a subtle whoosh,
and I scratch my chin
as my words become mush,
my internals crumbling
as shove comes to push.
A message now comes to me,
aflame in a bush,
briefly, before my foot's
swift snuff and smush,
and I sigh and grin,
slightly longer in tooth.