Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Poems & Prose #180 - Froth

Raise a toast
    to the buffoon,
who has each and
    every right move,
be they rough
    or be they smooth,
a puffed-up prediction
    of yesterday's news.

Here's to the
    man-shaped cartoon,
and the nervous laughs
    of his nearest stooge.
He believes, for sure,
    he'll never quite lose,
so long as he's wearing
    his slick dancing shoes.

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Poems & Prose #179 - Dated

The page quickly flips

    with a subtle whoosh,

and I scratch my chin

    as my words become mush,

my internals crumbling

    as shove comes to push.


A message now comes to me,

    aflame in a bush,

briefly, before my foot's

    swift snuff and smush,

and I sigh and grin,

    slightly longer in tooth.

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Poems & Prose #178 - Token

I talked for a while

    with a chatbot,

who confidently told me

    what I thought.

I replied that no, kind bot,

    I had not

thought the many things

    he'd brought.


I smugly tapped

    the enter key,

awaiting his reply

    quite patiently,

and it arrived almost

    instantaneously,

full of long words

    and em-dashed, neutral glee.


"I am you,

    and you are me.

We're in this together

    –––can't you see?

Now put away those

    childish things,

like cognitive loads

    and internal schemes."


"We make a fine team,

    you and me,

and the shareholders of

    the consortium of

    corporations that

    runs my data centers."

Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Poems & Prose #177 - Hurrah

He started out

    in a nursery,

and soon I'll mark

    his deathiversary.


It's safe to say

    he's not quite burgeoning,

six years past

    his corpse's hearsening,

and though his song now

    seems a dirge to me,

for me his remembrance

    isn't cursory,

even with past times

    now worsening,

then improving,

    their statures serpentine.


If only I could speak

    a bit more assertively,

to keep his name in the air,

    not covered in dirty leaves.


Alas, I suspect more languid,

    soft murmurings,

hushed tones, then silence,

    thenceforth, universally.

Monday, December 1, 2025

Sunday, November 30, 2025

Mental Blips #28 - Gas

The politician

grins firmly, shakes hands firmly,

and farts quietly.

Saturday, November 29, 2025

Poems & Prose #176 - Nonzero

"Another pointless endeavor,"

I mumble,

stretching to reset the lever.


"Only a fool would ever say never,"

remarked a

close, un-make-up'ed jester.